"With each passing scene, the giant birds taunt me. As Steve Martin races Kevin Bacon to the cab, I wonder, 'Why not hail an eagle instead?' As Neal furiously rants to the car rental lady, I'm reminded: 'All those fucks could've been avoided with an eagle.'" https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/why-didnt-eagles-just-fly-del-and-neal-to-chicago