#iocaine has been up for 11h 4m 11s, and spent 13h 11m 6s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 89.87M requests, 99.70% of which were garbage, 0.28% passed through unscathed, and 0.012% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 146.41MiB of memory on average, and 476.18GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.
Top garbage consumers were:
- Aggressive maze explorers - 70.76M
- Huawei - 11.29M
- Disguised bots - 3.60M
- Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 1.06M
- Claude - 895.65K
- OpenAI - 695.26K
- Facebook - 463.61K
- Commercial scrapers - 187.69K
- Amazon - 180.0K
- Alibaba - 46.72K
- Google - 14.42K
- Perplexity - 2.00
Various other agents slurped through 109.01K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.
In these trying times, 0.03% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 70.97% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug