@brainwane @leonardr An ontologist? Ghostroenterologist? Supernaturopath?

@brainwane @leonardr An ectocrinologist

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A pneumatologist using a spectroscope
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The Exorcist.

@brainwane @leonardr a metaphysician.

@brainwane a phantom pain specialist

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Doctor of Infernal Medicine
Doomatologist
End O’Crinologist
Thothamologist

@brainwane @leonardr @beandreams They'd better remember to ask for their ghost booster shots

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occupational scare-apist?

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A Spectralist.

@brainwane @leonardr Whatever the kind of doctor, I bet they'll be late for the appointment

@brainwane @leonardr Not really a potential punchline to this joke, but Pychon has a Karmic Adjustor (like an insurance adjustor except for Karma) in Vineland.

@brainwane @leonardr Soul practitioner?

@brainwane @leonardr neofatal intensive care

@brainwane @leonardr it's a trick* question. The ghost became a ghost because they live in the US and couldn't afford health insurance. They couldn't afford a doctor while living, how on earth would they be able to afford one after death?

Yes, I'm a lot of fun at parties!

* -or-treat?

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ghastroenterologist?

@brainwane @leonardr primary scare doctor

#dadjoke