How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them. #dadjoke

How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them. #dadjoke

He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

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He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. #dadjoke

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback. #dadjoke

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. #dadjoke

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it. #dadjoke

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. #dadjoke

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it. #dadjoke

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. #dadjoke