What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. #dadjoke

What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. #dadjoke

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

#DadJoke #DadJokes

Me: hey Corrie, there’s a butterfly on your tail!
Corrie: huh? I don’t feel anything.
Me: fair. It’s a very light insect.

#CatsOfMastodon #DadJoke

Me: hey Corrie, there’s a butterfly on your tail!
Corrie: huh? I don’t feel anything.
Me: fair. It’s a very light insect.

#CatsOfMastodon #DadJoke

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

#DadJoke #DadJokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives #dadjoke

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives #dadjoke