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Joel Michael boosted
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

That would cause mass confusion.

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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
A: Faux fir.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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Comic with a tall Christmas tree, bending over toward a cat nearby. The cat is visibly terrified, and the tree looks unhappy The tree says to the cat, "If you touch my balls again, I'll report you for harassment."
Comic with a tall Christmas tree, bending over toward a cat nearby. The cat is visibly terrified, and the tree looks unhappy The tree says to the cat, "If you touch my balls again, I'll report you for harassment."
Comic with a tall Christmas tree, bending over toward a cat nearby. The cat is visibly terrified, and the tree looks unhappy The tree says to the cat, "If you touch my balls again, I'll report you for harassment."
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

That would cause mass confusion.

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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
A: Faux fir.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #ChristmasTrees

Comic with a tall Christmas tree, bending over toward a cat nearby. The cat is visibly terrified, and the tree looks unhappy The tree says to the cat, "If you touch my balls again, I'll report you for harassment."
Comic with a tall Christmas tree, bending over toward a cat nearby. The cat is visibly terrified, and the tree looks unhappy The tree says to the cat, "If you touch my balls again, I'll report you for harassment."
Comic with a tall Christmas tree, bending over toward a cat nearby. The cat is visibly terrified, and the tree looks unhappy The tree says to the cat, "If you touch my balls again, I'll report you for harassment."
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Joel Michael boosted
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

It was a waist of time.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

It was a waist of time.

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Joel Michael boosted
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Shakespeare.

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Joel Michael boosted
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

I don’t know why.

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@SnowyCA@social.vivaldi.net  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

🧑‍🔬 Why did Sir Isaac Newton find it so hard to wake up in the morning?🌅

Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

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Joel Michael boosted
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Dave Rahardja 🎄
@drahardja@sfba.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@brainwane @leonardr primary scare doctor

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

I don’t know why.

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❄️SnowyIn🇨🇦❄️
@SnowyCA@social.vivaldi.net  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

🧑‍🔬 Why did Sir Isaac Newton find it so hard to wake up in the morning?🌅

Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Shakespeare.

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Sumana Harihareswara
@brainwane@social.coop  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Seeking a good punchline to this setup:

What kind of doctor does a ghost go to?

Some ideas @leonardr and I came up with:

DIE-tician
metaphysical therapist
o-BOO-gyn

Perhaps one of you has better?

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Dave Rahardja 🎄
@drahardja@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@brainwane @leonardr primary scare doctor

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Alex, the Hearth Fire boosted
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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