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myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

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David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)
@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@futurebird

We have a harmless Ricardo, who insists that the downstairs bathroom (which has no windows, little airflow, and is the place in the house least likely to contain insects) is the best place for his webs. They bother us, but he keeps looking forlornly at the sink whenever we’re there in case we have food. I can’t persuade him to go elsewhere.

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[insert witty name] :v_bi:
@farah@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@futurebird Should I mention the book again?

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myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

"Agatha. You are the size of an apple and no one wants to see that in a dark shed. Please don't come out of the floor to 'say hi'"

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myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

"Pull it in, Lilly! PULL! Oh no."

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