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myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

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@farah@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@futurebird Should I mention the book again?

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myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

"Agatha. You are the size of an apple and no one wants to see that in a dark shed. Please don't come out of the floor to 'say hi'"

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myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

"Pull it in, Lilly! PULL! Oh no."

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