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Ben - snake expert
Ben - snake expert
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

#ParkRun 105 done and DONE

Mud

Infinite mud

Just about managed to stay upright but quite a few others weren't so lucky. Went into the run today with a relaxed attitude. Was at an 80th last night and had a few beers and went to bed late, and was running with my wife who's still poorly and has sore ribs and back from coughing. However the effort it took to run on mud without trail trainers was immense. Like running on ice. If ice was solid and lumpy and less cold and brown. Like mud. Legs were on fire. But I'm thrilled to have finished. Now onto preparations for a belated birthday party for me - we've got a house full tonight for a fancy dress murder mystery! Should be tremendous fun. So I hope you're on track to have a super weekend and I am hurling all of the very best right into your stupid face! Have it! All my best all over you. Sorry about that. X

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Hope you and yours have a great night big man.

Been wracking my brain for Ben related puns for murder mysteries and drew a massive blank. Now if you're serving your guests burgers (unlikely) I've got a ton of puns.

Burger on the Orient Express
Burger Most Foul
Midsommer Burgers
Burger She Wrote

Anyway, I digress. Have a blast 💥

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Ben - snake expert
Ben - snake expert
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TwoClownsEating

Thanks man. How about HercBen Poirot. Miss MarpBen. There's loads. JonathBen Creek. Sherlock HolmesBen. Actually ColumBen is pretty good but it's uncomfortably close to Columbine. 😬

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Lundemo
Lundemo
@Lundemo@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote And Then There Were Ben

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there is beauty in simplicity
there is beauty in simplicity
@kinsale42@mstdn.games replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating JONATHBEN CREEK finally I have found another connoisseur

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Nick
Nick
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating

Ben in Paradise
Murder Ben Wrote
EleBentary
The Bentalist
Only Murders in the Benning

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David Cohen
David Cohen
@davidbcohen@twit.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating

A Good Ben’s Guide to Murder
The Ben with the Dragon Tattoo
Silence of the Bens
Benchurch
Ben of Easttown
Under the Benner of Heaven
And Ben There Were None

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Sarble
Sarble
@sarble@mefi.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@davidbcohen @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating The Bentrap
Dial 'Ben' for Murder
The Benversation
Bens Out
L. A. Confibential
Glass Benion: A Bens Out Mystery
The Speckled Ben
The Ben of the Benkerbens

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Cat
@catmisgivings@stranger.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating ahahahaha murder Ben wrote, starring Angela lansbenny

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Ben - snake expert
Ben - snake expert
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@catmisgivings @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating

Always a good opportunity to whip this out yet again...

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112483529026542432

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Arratoon
Arratoon
@arratoon@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@catmisgivings @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating *steps up to lecturn, taps mic, clears throat*

Bengerac

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there is beauty in simplicity
there is beauty in simplicity
@kinsale42@mstdn.games replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating Shetbend

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Bluecorncrust
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@bluecorncrust@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating Sherlock HolmesBen is really really good. I’m stealing that. You’ll obviously deduce through reasoning who the culprit is, but the incredible and fanciful word play of Sherlock HolmesBen is absolutely irresistible.

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey

They were all right there, what was I thinking. ColumBen is my favourite.

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey

They were all right there, what was I thinking. ColumBen is my favourite.

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Ben - snake expert
Ben - snake expert
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TwoClownsEating

You have no idea the restraint being applied right now

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey

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John Malkovich as a female version of himself saying "Malkovich Malkovich", from the film, Being John Malkovich, in a scene where everyone around him is a version of himself and only say the word Malkovich.
John Malkovich as a female version of himself saying "Malkovich Malkovich", from the film, Being John Malkovich, in a scene where everyone around him is a version of himself and only say the word Malkovich.
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greem
greem
@greem@cyberplace.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating The Hound of the Benskervilles.

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Verđandi K Soldusty
Verđandi K Soldusty
@Soldusty@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Congrats on surviving the running mud torture & crossing the finish line 🎉.
Have an excellent birthday & murder mystery. Be the Poirot / Holmes you wish to see in the world 🔍🧐.

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Ben - snake expert
Ben - snake expert
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@Soldusty

Thanks! 🙌

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bazkie, lanparty callgirl
bazkie, lanparty callgirl
@bazkie@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey enjoy the party! pixy_party

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Ben - snake expert
Ben - snake expert
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@bazkie 💃😊❤️🙌

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Hedgewizard 🐈
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey
I have to say, you're not selling it

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Chris
Chris
@glaringanomaly@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey I was also going to go but as my watch said 9:15 when I cranked my eyelids up, I thought I'd probably not quite make the start line. This is why I've only done 85 in 12 years 🫣

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Ben - snake expert
Ben - snake expert
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@glaringanomaly

As we all know from documentary The Flash, all you have to do is to run so fast you harness the power of the Speed Force then you can simply run backwards in time 👍

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Ben - snake expert
Ben - snake expert
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@arratoon

I'm sorry I missed you! (and said hello to a random who is probably still wondering why I made a bee line for him - you there! I wish to greet you! And you, specifically! Good morning!

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