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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Elias Herrera and his cow Bruce bring me a lot of joy. I don’t have Meta/Google accounts, but I check-in to get my fix when I can.

I’m not sure if Elias is a vegetarian, but I’ve never seen him use meat in what he’s cooking. And in a BBQ video he’s grilling veggies/fruit. I’ve read interviews about his care for Bruce, and it’s genuine. He even gives him spa days.

Anyway, I hope this brightens your day. Enjoy!

#EliasHerrera #Bruce #BruceTheCow #Cows #Cute #Animals #UnusualPets

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It’s a chaotic scene with Elias the human and Bruce the cow, making a pizza in a kitchen. They are both wearing chef hats. Bruce is trying to eat all of the ingredients and Elias is trying to defend the goods. There is a lot of tug-o-war, everything gets very messy, and food is flying all over the place.
It’s a chaotic scene with Elias the human and Bruce the cow, making a pizza in a kitchen. They are both wearing chef hats. Bruce is trying to eat all of the ingredients and Elias is trying to defend the goods. There is a lot of tug-o-war, everything gets very messy, and food is flying all over the place.
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cobalt
@cobalt123@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@markwyner I had no idea a cow woukd eat half the food and drink in this video! Pretty entertaining.

Still photo at end of video with Bruce. Black and white cow. Or maybe steer. Eating veggies on the kitchen counter. He was brought inside for this video. Looks like he is also eating the thin pizza crust they are on. There is a white chef or baker’s cap with a blue bow on the head.
Still photo at end of video with Bruce. Black and white cow. Or maybe steer. Eating veggies on the kitchen counter. He was brought inside for this video. Looks like he is also eating the thin pizza crust they are on. There is a white chef or baker’s cap with a blue bow on the head.
Still photo at end of video with Bruce. Black and white cow. Or maybe steer. Eating veggies on the kitchen counter. He was brought inside for this video. Looks like he is also eating the thin pizza crust they are on. There is a white chef or baker’s cap with a blue bow on the head.
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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@cobalt123 😂

I had the same thoughts when I first saw his videos. I work with someone who raises cows. I asked her about the dangers of these foods. She said they’re mostly harmless in small quantities. That gave me comfort.

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Systeemkabouter
@systeemkabouter@social.maljaars.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@markwyner This is great, thansk for sharing!

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wendooOOOoo
@wendinoakland@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@markwyner I guess that’s a cow pie? 🐄 moooo 🐮

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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@wendinoakland 😂😂😂

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Obbie King
@ObbieZ@urbanists.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@markwyner As an old farm-boy, I feel the need to nit-pik slightly...

With a name like "Bruce", that's not a "cow". He's either a bull (intact) or a steer (no balls). A cow is a lactating female, and a non-lactating female is a heifer.

So that's your vocabulary update from the dairy state. Back to regularly scheduled programming... :)

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spiegelmama
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@ObbieZ Or a girl named Bruce! @markwyner

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Brian Gordon
@elasticsoul@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@markwyner

I have so many questions after watching this video. For example:

* Is that cow house-trained? If so, how does one house-train a cow?
* I was gonna ask, but I'm pretty sure Elias is single.
* Can we get this guy and #BruceTheCow on Mastodon? Surely cows and mastodons are in the same family.

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Kai und der Andere
@walsonde@antifa.style replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@markwyner Hope that either this isn't real pizza dough or that the vet will come quick enough to save the cows life.

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Old Hippie Ⓥ Resistance!
@old_hippie@veganism.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@markwyner Love it, thanks.

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Just Boby
@boby_biq@toot.community replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@markwyner I needed this level of silly in my day, thank you 🙏🏼🤪🐮

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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@boby_biq it’s my pleasure.

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