Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Eat The Rich pin. With SNAP benefits set to expire tomorrow, billionaires are looking tastier than ever.
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@lowqualityfacts I wish I was rich enough to eat
@lowqualityfacts I want the Find Familiar spell so that I can bring this critter into the world.
If seals can learn to steal surfboards and orca can learn to sabotage yachts, it's time we start an educational program for possums so they can swarm over rich people and devour them like terrestrial piranha. I don't want to wait for them to figure out it out on their own.
Better yet, build me a possum robot like from that Hoppers movie so I can get to recruiting.
@lowqualityfacts this is the best one by far
@lowqualityfacts
You've touched a nerve this time, Mr Facts!
#EatTheRich #LowQualityFacts #TuckersBalls
@lowqualityfacts
This might be my new profile pic.
#EatTheRich
#BoycottOligarchs
Yes, "Eat the rich" applies to all billionaires.
"But Mark Cuban and Taylor Swift"
Sorry pal, they're on the menu too.
@lowqualityfacts
Yup, get divested or be digested!
@lowqualityfacts If they didn’t want to be eaten, they should have been poorer. Them’s the rules.
@lowqualityfacts ... and that's a (low quality) fact!
@lowqualityfacts It's real easy. If you don't want to be eaten, don't be a billionaire.
@lowqualityfacts Saving some of the billionaires for last is perfectly reasonable
@lowqualityfacts
So, we give them all a chance - donate 90% or become lunch.
Can't. Doctor says I have to avoid rich foods.
@lowqualityfacts they fly private jets, so pass the ketchup.
@lowqualityfacts So what you are saying is that some may be more palatable than others.
@lowqualityfacts you! bring me a cuban sandwich, swift!
@lowqualityfacts You are on fire this week.
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