Roses are red, violets are blue,
Chrome’s sucking your data like a vampire with the flu.
Microsoft’s force-feeding Edge down your throat,
Harvesting your data while you desperately delete their bloat.
Your tabs are rotting like corpses, while your RAM rots from within,
Big Tech’s collecting everything, soon they’ll be wearing your skin.
But Vivaldi’s the motherf*cking exorcist, the stake, the end!
Don’t be Big Tech’s b*tch, comment “YES” and ascend.
