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Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Amazon is laying off 30,000 employees to prioritize AI, which will bring innovative ideas such as:

-Automatically purchase item if user looks at screen for more than 5 seconds.
-Make device loudly screech if user closes the app.
-Delivery drones will stalk user if they cancel Prime membership.

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Beachbum
@Beachbum@mastodon.sdf.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@lowqualityfacts #boycottamazon

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Serge Droz
@sergedroz@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@lowqualityfacts https://books.google.ch/books/about/Qualityland.html?id=FdWWDwAAQBAJ&source=kp_book_description&redir_esc=y

Google Books

Qualityland

In the near future sci-fi world of Qualityland, algorithms help create an idyllic life for its citizens, but what if the perfect world wasn't built for you?Welcome to QualityLand, the best country on Earth. Here, a universal ranking system determines the social advantages and career opportunities of every member of society. An automated matchmaking service knows the best partners for everyone and helps with the break up when your ideal match (frequently) changes. And the foolproof algorithms of the biggest, most successful company in the world, TheShop, know what you want before you do and conveniently deliver to your doorstep before you even order it.In QualityCity, Peter Jobless is a machine scrapper who can't quite bring himself to destroy the imperfect machines sent his way, and has become the unwitting leader of a band of robotic misfits hidden in his home and workplace. One day, Peter receives a product from TheShop that he absolutely, positively knows he does not want, and which he decides, at great personal cost, to return. The only problem: doing so means proving the perfect algorithm of TheShop wrong, calling into question the very foundations of QualityLand itself. Qualityland, Marc-Uwe Kling's first book to be translated into English, is a brilliantly clever, illuminating satire in the tradition of Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and George Orwell that offers a visionary, frightening, and all-too funny glimpse at a near future we may be hurtling toward faster than it's at all comfortable to admit. So why delay any longer? TheShop already knows you're going to love this book. You may as well head to the cash register, crack the covers, and see why that is for yourself.
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JuliePixels
@juliepixels@techhub.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@lowqualityfacts please don’t give them any more ideas.

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Bob Clark
@zonebob@c.im replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@lowqualityfacts brace for a major decline in Amazon service quality. Thought Amazon was enshittified before? Nothing like what’s coming.

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Stoneface Vimes
@capnthommo@c.im replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@lowqualityfacts don't joke. I wouldn't put it past them.

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