#iocaine has been up for 11days 15h 5m 24s, and spent 3days 8h 21m 41s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 27.94M requests, 99.46% of which were garbage, 0.53% passed through unscathed, and 0.007% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 79.41MiB of memory on average, and 64.72GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.
Top garbage consumers were:
- Disguised bots - 22.85M
- Claude - 1.52M
- Facebook - 976.18K
- Huawei - 871.42K
- OpenAI - 811.89K
- Amazon - 332.62K
- Commercial scrapers - 260.51K
- Alibaba - 62.96K
- Google - 27.44K
- Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 1.34K
- Perplexity - 45.03
Various other agents slurped through 50.20K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.
In these trying times, 0.04% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 68.51% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug
