if fedi tried to agree on lunch it would take 16 hours, five flame wars, six instance defederations and someone would start a splinter group called 'Decolonize the Salad'
if fedi tried to agree on lunch it would take 16 hours, five flame wars, six instance defederations and someone would start a splinter group called 'Decolonize the Salad'
@Taweret shut the fuck up
@Taweret majority votes ‘hot dog is a sandwich’ resulting in collapse of democratic process
in the end no one gets lunch. but several people have written doctoral-level theses on the socio-political dynamics of the process and that in the fediverse is often considered a win
@Taweret at the Timeloop Café, lunch organises you
@Taweret Also, 100 different people would barge into the middle of the thread at some point for a moment, feel very clever posting https://xkcd.com/915/ , and ignore it from there out
@Taweret "Mastodon is crumbling and people blame dry sandwiches" toot would be fun for me