(medieval seinfeld)

GEORGE THE THIRD: That's when Sir Newman took back his sword, AFTER he bequeathed it to me!

EARL SEINFELD: Oh, no, you can't do that! That's a bequeath and sheath.

GEORGE THE THIRD: He bequeath and sheathed me!!!

KRAMER THE FOOL: (sliding in) Hey guys check out this cool sword I got