#iocaine has been up for 15h 5m 29s, and spent 3h 46m 11s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 28.00M requests, 99.44% of which were garbage, 0.54% passed through unscathed, and 0.003% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 139.48MiB of memory on average, and 65.90GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.
Top garbage consumers were:
- Disguised bots - 22.77M
- Claude - 2.55M
- OpenAI - 810.08K
- Facebook - 699.76K
- Huawei - 340.27K
- Amazon - 333.69K
- Commercial scrapers - 237.63K
- Alibaba - 67.17K
- Google - 6.96K
- Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 2.12K
- Perplexity - 3.00
Various other agents slurped through 8.92K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.
In these trying times, 0.05% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 62.13% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug
