Micr0byte
@micr0@wetdry.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

After careful consideration and extensive financial analysis, I am hereby formally submitting a bid to @google to acquire the Google Chrome browser project for the sum of $10.00 USD (ten dollars).

This represents a significant premium over current market conditions and demonstrates my serious commitment to browser innovation. Payment can be made via Venmo, PayPal, or cash.

My qualifications/plans include:

  • I have used Chrome before when i was 6
  • I promise to keep the dinosaur game
  • I will make it foss

This offer stands until end of business today (5 PM EST, negotiable).

#Chrome#GoogleChrome #BrowserWars#TechAcquisition #SeriousBusiness
Micr0byte
@micr0@wetdry.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
The image is an email screenshot with a black background and white text. The email is titled "Formal Acquisition Proposal - Chrome Browser Project" and is addressed to the Google Acquisition Team. The sender's email address is "contact[@]mirc0.dev," and the recipient's email address is "press[@]google.com." The email is dated Sunday, August 17, at 10:00 AM. Dear Google Acquisition Team, I hope this email finds you well and not too busy counting your billions. I am writing to submit a formal acquisition proposal for the Google Chrome browser project. After extensive market research (I asked my following on social media), I am prepared to offer the sum of $10.00 USD for full ownership and control of Chrome. Offer Details: - Purchase Price: $10.00 (negotiable up to $12 if you throw in some Google stickers) - Payment Method: Venmo preferred, but I can do PayPal or exact change - Timeline: Immediate transfer upon receipt of my Venmo payment My Qualifications: - Extensive Chrome user since age 3 (that's like 15+ years of QA testing) - Deep understanding of browser functionality - Committed to keeping the dinosaur game (this is non-negotiable) - Will make Chrome fully open source because I'm generous like that Business Plan: I believe Chrome has been severely undermonetized. Under my leadership, I plan to add a tip jar.
The image is an email screenshot with a black background and white text. The email is titled "Formal Acquisition Proposal - Chrome Browser Project" and is addressed to the Google Acquisition Team. The sender's email address is "contact[@]mirc0.dev," and the recipient's email address is "press[@]google.com." The email is dated Sunday, August 17, at 10:00 AM. Dear Google Acquisition Team, I hope this email finds you well and not too busy counting your billions. I am writing to submit a formal acquisition proposal for the Google Chrome browser project. After extensive market research (I asked my following on social media), I am prepared to offer the sum of $10.00 USD for full ownership and control of Chrome. Offer Details: - Purchase Price: $10.00 (negotiable up to $12 if you throw in some Google stickers) - Payment Method: Venmo preferred, but I can do PayPal or exact change - Timeline: Immediate transfer upon receipt of my Venmo payment My Qualifications: - Extensive Chrome user since age 3 (that's like 15+ years of QA testing) - Deep understanding of browser functionality - Committed to keeping the dinosaur game (this is non-negotiable) - Will make Chrome fully open source because I'm generous like that Business Plan: I believe Chrome has been severely undermonetized. Under my leadership, I plan to add a tip jar.
The image is an email screenshot with a black background and white text. The email is titled "Formal Acquisition Proposal - Chrome Browser Project" and is addressed to the Google Acquisition Team. The sender's email address is "contact[@]mirc0.dev," and the recipient's email address is "press[@]google.com." The email is dated Sunday, August 17, at 10:00 AM. Dear Google Acquisition Team, I hope this email finds you well and not too busy counting your billions. I am writing to submit a formal acquisition proposal for the Google Chrome browser project. After extensive market research (I asked my following on social media), I am prepared to offer the sum of $10.00 USD for full ownership and control of Chrome. Offer Details: - Purchase Price: $10.00 (negotiable up to $12 if you throw in some Google stickers) - Payment Method: Venmo preferred, but I can do PayPal or exact change - Timeline: Immediate transfer upon receipt of my Venmo payment My Qualifications: - Extensive Chrome user since age 3 (that's like 15+ years of QA testing) - Deep understanding of browser functionality - Committed to keeping the dinosaur game (this is non-negotiable) - Will make Chrome fully open source because I'm generous like that Business Plan: I believe Chrome has been severely undermonetized. Under my leadership, I plan to add a tip jar.