halcy :icosahedron:
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After careful consideration and extensive financial analysis, I am hereby formally submitting a bid to @google to acquire the Google Chrome browser project for the sum of $10.00 USD (ten dollars).
This represents a significant premium over current market conditions and demonstrates my serious commitment to browser innovation. Payment can be made via Venmo, PayPal, or cash.
My qualifications/plans include:
- I have used Chrome before when i was 6
- I promise to keep the dinosaur game
- I will make it foss
This offer stands until end of business today (5 PM EST, negotiable).
#Chrome#GoogleChrome #BrowserWars#TechAcquisition #SeriousBusiness