#iocaine has been up for 14m 48s, and spent 8m 8s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 31.53M requests, 97.27% of which were garbage, 2.71% passed through unscathed, and 0.005% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 116.21MiB of memory on average, and 71.09GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.
Top garbage consumers were:
- Disguised bots - 23.00M
- Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 2.08M
- Claude - 1.34M
- OpenAI - 706.76K
- Facebook - 398.74K
- Amazon - 279.96K
- Commercial scrapers - 215.17K
- Google - 1.59K
Various other agents slurped through 590.44K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.
In these trying times, 0.07% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 91.37% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug