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Ethan Marcotte
Ethan Marcotte
@beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago

man anxiously, desperately trying to sell snake oil insists that the people who refuse to drink snake oil are the real weirdos https://www.businessinsider.com/github-ceo-developers-embrace-ai-or-get-out-2025-8

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Jigme Datse
Jigme Datse
@jigmedatse@social.jigmedatse.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep I'll just get out then... Thanks GitHub... (well I won't, but I might get out of GitHub...)
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Joyce ailstock
Joyce ailstock
@Joyyann@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep ai will destroy the human race. Beginning and end of story. It is dangerous
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smxi
smxi
@smxi@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep this is why I moved all my repos to #codeberg. Similar issue to #stackexchange stealing the contributions. You aren't slaves, just leave these trash corporate sires.
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John Colagioia
John Colagioia
@jcolag@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep This reminds me of the 1960s comic book villain trope where a Lex Luthor type would build a giant robot that wrecks half of downtown so that he can rob a bank. And, like, if that was the point, and the technology was sound, then he'd be home quietly amassing a fortune for himself instead of making an ass of himself threatening people...
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zero
zero
@zero@woof.group replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep

Fuck, now I'm gonna get forced out of retirement in a few years because I'm one of the generation of programmers who actually knows how to code!

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Yora
Yora
@yora@mastodon.gamedev.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep "Bye, Felicia..."
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BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺
BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺
@BonehouseWasps@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep Wow. There's an awful lot of Utter bollocks to unpack there. "Creative Directors of code" a particular highlight. No way anyone calls themself *that*.
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babble encat
babble encat
@babble_endanger@freeradical.zone replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep 💨
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Tor Iver Wilhelmsen
Tor Iver Wilhelmsen
@toriver@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep
1) «Get out» but keep practicing coding
2) Watch the vibe-coding chaos from the outside
3) Get hired by desperate companies to fix the messes made
4) Profit!
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PTRofi
PTRofi
@ptrofi@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep I’ve already moved my repos over to GitLab, happy to have left that AI-infested platform 🤓😁
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David H. McCoy
David H. McCoy
@davidhmccoy@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep

I’ll use it like I use Lombok…as a tool.

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wolfkin
wolfkin
@wolfkin@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep oooooh that explains a few things i've been seeing. Ugh I really need to get off GitHub.
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T2R
T2R
@T2R@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep the only person that needs to get out is the CEO. I’m sure their Ai is probably stealing everyone’s code to “train” on.
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Kals_Els
Kals_Els
@Kals_Els@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep

That's just stupid, so many devs are more likely to remove all their work from github and just leave then comply with this.

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Mark Bryant
Mark Bryant
@Spartan_1986@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep

I've worked my entire adult life: over 15000 days straight without unemployment. In all those days I've always been a doer, not a director - even when the job was being a director. I'm very hands on. I still don't know what it is about those who cannot do anything that gets them all on the same wagon shouting, "This will revolutionize the thing I could never do and really don't understand!" The best explanation I've heard for this type of mob mentality is, "They don't know what they don't know."

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Yakyu Night Owl
Yakyu Night Owl
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep Do we still get dinner after the service if we don't profess a love for your deity, or is that only for believers?
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Aatch
Aatch
@aatch@mastodon.nz replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep look man, I haven't even embraced a proper IDE. Sometimes I feel like emacs is too much. I'm not going to start using AI code generation any time soon.
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MegatronicThronBanks
MegatronicThronBanks
@megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep So this is the fallout from m$ taking them over. It was a long time coming, but it had to come.
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wrath0110
wrath0110
@wrath0110@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep Being a shepherd to "agents" that generate code is not developing code, That's designer role. And that's not what I signed up for. I've been bashing bits for a metric shit ton of years and I will bash bits until I die.
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Lisa Latimer
Lisa Latimer
@Socialsellingsirens@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep I’m convinced that the future will be one half of the planet living like the Amish & the other half will be running from their customized T 1000s.
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System Adminihater
System Adminihater
@systemadminihater@cyberplace.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep fuck this piece of shit lol
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Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed
@thomasareed@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep @Viss Terrible article from Business Insider… mostly just repeating the techbro’s statements with very little effort exploring alternative viewpoints.
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Mike Smale
Mike Smale
@earwigplanet@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep AI makes you smell.
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Von Javi
Von Javi
@javiervg@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep Dude gets paid by Microsoft so of course he will say crazy stuff that serves his master
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S. Lott
S. Lott
@slott56@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep getting out right now.
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Loafer
Loafer
@leean00@discuss.systems replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep I'll get out, get out to codeberg.org
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@utf_7@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep promising https://github.com/dotnet/runtime/pull/115762
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GoofNewf
GoofNewf
@GoofNewf@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep
Well, given the clear choice, out sounds good to me!
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𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔚𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔣𝔦𝔫
𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔚𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔣𝔦𝔫
@whorfin@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep
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Iznogoud
Iznogoud
@iznogoud@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep OMG what is this 'Embrace or get out" mania, it's everywhere!

Long lost are the days of adoption strategies and adoption incentives. After they fired all the marketing and go to market strategists, the only brain cell remaining was the "my way or the highway" one!?

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Tofu Musubi
Tofu Musubi
@Hawaii@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep
Bye bye GitHub, it's been real.
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Andreas Wurf
Andreas Wurf
@wiredor@digitalcourage.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep "This is the latest example of a strange marketing strategy by AI companies. Instead of selling products based on helpful features and letting users decide, executives often deploy scare tactics that essentially warn people they will become obsolete if they don't get on the AI bandwagon."

All said.

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Nicole Parsons
Nicole Parsons
@Npars01@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep

AI fanatics are like Jim Jones cultists; willing to murder to get their way.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/17/an-apocalyptic-cult-900-dead-remembering-the-jonestown-massacre-40-years-on

https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/jonestown-13-things-you-should-know-about-cult-massacre-121974/

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/films/jonestown/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid

AI data centers are thwarting an urgently necessary fossil fuel phase out. A billion will die of famine if we don't act on democracy, climate, & regulate energy hogs like AI.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/15/trump-ai-oil-energy-summit

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/environment-impact-generative-ai-artificial-intelligence/

https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/05/20/1116327/ai-energy-usage-climate-footprint-big-tech/

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-warn-1-billion-people-on-track-to-die-from-climate-change

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baconandcoconut
baconandcoconut
@baconandcoconut@freeradical.zone replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep Microwave salesman is gonna microwave salesman.

https://www.colincornaby.me/2025/08/in-the-future-all-food-will-be-cooked-in-a-microwave-and-if-you-cant-deal-with-that-then-you-need-to-get-out-of-the-kitchen/

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Amir Khan
Amir Khan
@amirbkhan@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep
“Assimilate or Be Assimilated, Resistance is futile.”
Eerie & depressing that it’s come to this. And a vast majority of developers who know better still remain locked in.
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HowToPhil (Phillip R)
HowToPhil (Phillip R)
@howtophil@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep The CEO is welcome to leave. Developers develop. They don't expect a dodgy autocomplete feature to do the work.
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xyhhx 🔻 (plz hire me)
xyhhx 🔻 (plz hire me)
@xyhhx@nso.group replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep yeah well

https://nso.group/@xyhhx/114981658991345546

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beka valentine
beka valentine
@beka_valentine@kolektiva.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep @exchgr Thomas's job depends on him being fully committed to the power of snake oil given that his bosses spend billions on it
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elle mundy
elle mundy
@exchgr@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beka_valentine @beep ah yes, github, the company owned by microsoft, the company that funded openAI’s initial explosion onto the scene with [checks notes] azure credits
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beka valentine
beka valentine
@beka_valentine@kolektiva.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@exchgr @beep i think they also invested like 10bn directly into open ai for some pretty remarkable terms (75% of profits up to $10bn and then 49% ownership thereafter)
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beka valentine
beka valentine
@beka_valentine@kolektiva.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@exchgr @beep dunno if that ever went through, and that was back in 2023
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elle mundy
elle mundy
@exchgr@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep me, watching people code with AI: no. that’s not how that works. that’s not how any of this works
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jwz
jwz
@jwz@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep
"embrace AI or leave the profession"
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Ethan Marcotte
Ethan Marcotte
@beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@jwz i will HAPPILY be threatened by a good time
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Gabriel N
Gabriel N
@wtrmt@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep Globant just went ahead and fired a whole lot of people: they are transitioning to snake oil consulting.

Drink the snake oil until we no longer need you.

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|7eter l-|. l3oling 🧰
|7eter l-|. l3oling 🧰
@galtzo@ruby.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep @jaredwhite Please let's start an exodus!

I have an org on GitHub intended to host tools to help people leave.
https://github.com/GHExit

I am a member of a group on GitLab intended for the same:
https://gitlab.com/upend/github

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|7eter l-|. l3oling 🧰
|7eter l-|. l3oling 🧰
@galtzo@ruby.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep @jaredwhite
I'd love to reduce the tight integration of RubyGems with GitHub, but it seems to be going in the opposite direction:
https://github.com/rubygems/guides/pull/391#issuecomment-3161185727
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Ethan Marcotte
Ethan Marcotte
@beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago

(via @heydon)

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Large Heydon Collider
Large Heydon Collider
@heydon@front-end.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep Good synopsis!
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Ethan Marcotte
Ethan Marcotte
@beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@heydon it was just the SWEATIEST pitch
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Large Heydon Collider
Large Heydon Collider
@heydon@front-end.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep Venn diagram that's a circle:

* People who told you knowing all the codes, in all the languages, and writing them really, really fast was the only way to get along in the industry
* People now telling you knowing actual code is for losers

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Ethan Marcotte
Ethan Marcotte
@beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@heydon YEP. And at least to my ear, the first item was addressed to their user; the second item, their investors.
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Large Heydon Collider
Large Heydon Collider
@heydon@front-end.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
@beep LOL. Also, the quote "we've been using AI all along" from LinkedIn explains a lot.
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