#iocaine has been up for 11d 12h 45min, and spent 1d 16h 7min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 12.10M requests, 98.82% of which were garbage, 1.18% passed through unscathed, and 0.01% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 104.97MiB of memory on average, and 34.57GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.
Top three garbage consumers were:
- Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 8.31M
- ClaudeBot - 1.74M
- GPTBot - 814.69k
In these trying times, 0.11% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 69.25% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug