#iocaine has been up for 7d 12h 45min, and spent 22h 59min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 10.66M requests, 98.25% of which were garbage, 1.73% passed through unscathed, and 0.03% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 92.67MiB of memory on average, and 30.96GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.
Top three garbage consumers were:
- Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 7.56M
- ClaudeBot - 925.86k
- GPTBot - 799.15k
In these trying times, 0.14% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 71.05% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug