This morning I was having brutal muscle pain so I decided to have a soak in the bathtub. I guess Gus figured I'd had a shower and he likes to chase the water droplet "bugs" afterwards, so as I was heading in to have my bath he raced in ahead of me and cannonballed directly into the bathtub and then scooby doo scrambled back out nearly as quickly leaving a tidal wave of water in his wake.
I don't think I'm going to be forgiven for a long while.