#iocaine has been up for 1d 2h 36min, and spent 1h 19min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 3.13M requests, 93.62% of which were garbage, 0.25% met the Cookie Monster (who promptly ate most of them), and 6.15% were gently guided into the garden. This required about 100.28MiB of memory on average, and 7.37GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.
Top three garbage consumers were:
- ClaudeBot - 799.9k
- GPTBot - 722.83k
- Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 587.35k
The Cookie Monster's menu consisted mostly of:
- 7.76k disguised bot-shaped cookies
- 19.01320361362057 Miscellaneous crawlers-shaped cookies
That's a lot of cookies.
The deepest explorer was Other at 94 levels. Wow.
In these trying times, 65.11% of all requests that iocaine let into the garden were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug