FACING THE THREAT National Democratic party leader, a man in a suit freaking out: THINGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR DOWN A DARK PATH. WE'RE ON THE BRINK OF DISASTER! Party leader: WE FACE A DANGEROUS POLITICIAN WHO HAS INFLAMED THE PASSIONS OF THE WORKING CLASS. THEY ACTUALLY VOTED FOR THIS MADMAN! Party leader: SOME MEMBERS OF OUR COMMUNITY ARE SCARED AND LIVING IN FEAR. WE MUST THROW ALL OUR FINANCIAL RESOURCES AGAINST HIM, AND BE UNIFIED IN OUR MESSAGING. Young woman: WOW, DEMOCRATIC LEADERS ARE FINALLY STANDING UP TO TRUMP! Party leader: TRUMP? I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK! ©2025 Jen Sorensen