"Their blood is not on my hands!"—a guy whose hands are definitely bloody
This is a great cast. I hope they all had fun off set whenever they weren't filming what promises to be a total mess
LET LOOSE THE KRAKEN!!! 🦑
This…is…SPARTA MONSTERDON!!!!
Now That's What I Call Compositing
(yes I'm reusing this joke. I'll reuse it until the compositing isn't shit)
"He'll be shunned and forced to live as an outcast in the swamps and marshes!" god i wish that were me
Okay, that shadow-morphing effect was a genuinely nice touch.
Is that shitty day-for-night? DRINK
Wait, Joppa is literally just Tel Aviv-Yafo
Oh, Perseus is trading up from a sword that looks like plastic to a sword that actually does look like it's made of metal (or at least covered in it)
"Guard well this shield, for one day it will guard your life."
That's literally what a shield is for my dude
LOVE a good invisible-guy-leaving-visible-footprints effect
Behold the wonders of the East! Crispy compositing around our statues…lepers…a Brazilian parrot…
i love stop motion vulture
I appreciate that they are avoiding showing the whole horse as much as possible so it can wear the wings less
I normally watch the movie Picture-In-Picture in a corner of the screen but I put it to fullscreen to enjoy stop-motion Pegasus.
The compositing/rotoing is better than Krull, I don't know what that says about either movie
putting aside the low key racist coding here, this is some SMOOTH-ass stop motion (Calibos's tail)
…if that is what Tyrian purple looked like I will fling myself into the Mediterranean
"You've only known me for a day, yet you say you've loved me for much longer." Yeah, like, two days.
Okay, I actually really like the face-overlay effect with the statue.
"We have only thirty days." And only thirty minutes left in this movie. Do I have time to make a chelada
"Some hoofprints, then nothing." Because it's a fucking FLYING HORSE
Chelada acquired. Please don't tell me what I missed 🍺
Rosh Hashanah comes earlier every year
me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Okay, Medusa is genuinely giving me the creeps. This is the good shit
The red lighting, the dragging herself along the floor, the sound effects—okay the laser eyes are less frightening
and yes, to whoever asked, rattlesnakes are only found in the Americas. However I've gotten better about turning the biogeography part of my brain off during M'don since a Dracula movie where opossums, armadillos, and Jerusalem crickets appeared in Dracula's castle in quick succession
This is a bonfire demo instance for testing purposes