An international tourist approaches passport control at a US airport.
Sign: INTERNATIONAL ARRIVALS
Officer: WHAT IS THE REASON FOR YOUR VISIT?
Woman: I'M A TOURIST ON SUMMER HOLIDAY.
Officer: HMM... OUR DATABASE SHOWS THAT IN 2018, YOU LIKED AN INSTAGRAM COMMENT CRITICAL OF THE PRESIDENT'S NECKTIE.
Officer: I SEE YOUR IN-FLIGHT MOVIE CHOICE WAS WALTER SALLES' I'M STILL HERE ABOUT BRAZILIAN DICTATORSHIP.
AND YOU HAD A FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH YOUR SEATMATE WHO HAS ALREADY BEEN DEPORTED TO LIBYA FOR SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE IN AN AOL INSTANT MESSENGER CHAT IN 2001.
Officer: ВОВВУ, ANOTHER TERRORIST!
Masked agent: ON IT, SIR!