Why do I pick Mastodon over the conspiracy X?

Well, a Mastodon is of the Mammoth family. A big ass creature that one could ride into battle.

I'd rather ride a Mastodon than my x again.

#satire #satirian #mastodon #conspiracy

Why do I pick Mastodon over the conspiracy X?

Well, a Mastodon is of the Mammoth family. A big ass creature that one could ride into battle.

I'd rather ride a Mastodon than my x again.

#satire #satirian #mastodon #conspiracy