#melania film situation is a delightful dumpster fire 🔥 that I ave no intention of watching, ever.
But I am thoroughly enjoying the absolute roasting in every single review I’ve read.
Especially the 5 star positive reviews on #RottenTomatoes - they are all by people who’ve only ever reviewed … 1 film. Totally legit!
Tell me you’re paying people to write positive reviews without telling me.
👩🏻 "How are my reviews?"
🤡 "They are big, beautiful, great reviews, Melania. Everyone places you as number one. Terrific reviews. Plus, many like that they get an entire cinema to themselves for the price of just one ticket. It is like a gold ticket. A Trump ticket. The likes of which you've never seen! It's amazing. And terrific. And great." 👐
