@cstross Loab has *such* potential
The best part, given what news/magazine reviewers have had to suffer today, is that they can write the reviews ahead of the movie even being made, or even greenlit.
Google's AI refused; but I just asked #Bing to write a review and #MicrosoftCopilot just did so.
It gives the movie 4/5 stars.
So it's only a matter of time until the #Wikipedia article and Movies #StackExchange questions. (-: