A Tom Tomorrow cartoon strip with FAR too much dialog to copy. TLDR: two scientists are talking. The older one explains that the US president's brain is such a dense vortex of narcissistic self absorption that it has collapsed in on itself, creating a localized black hole (and we're all trapped in the event horizon). "On the bright side—it could be a form of subjective immortality, as long as we don't mind spending every moment of eternity thinking about Donald Trump!"