Lobster Heist
A couple criminals got a hot tip
Someone whispered in their ear, it's worth the trip
Pick up a semi load, be discreet
The load's worth nearly half a mil, on the street
So they hooked up the trailer and made off real fast
Thought they'd retire on the haul, make it last
But, what they failed to check when they opened the door
Their dreams of a quick sale were no more
They had half a ton of lobster, melting, on ice
Should have stuck to the normal kinda vice
How are you supposed to unload 400K in lobster tails
There's no black market for frozen lobsters for sale
They'd be better off with computers or TVs
Heck they'd even gladly have a truckload of Nike tees
But no, they'd gotten quite the rotten deal
A bunch of defrosting lobster, for real
It's not like you there's dealers pushing lobster bisque
It turns out for this they'd taken way too much risk
Turns out that old saying was true
Being too shellfish is bad for you