Lobster Heist

A couple criminals got a hot tip
Someone whispered in their ear, it's worth the trip

Pick up a semi load, be discreet
The load's worth nearly half a mil, on the street

So they hooked up the trailer and made off real fast
Thought they'd retire on the haul, make it last

But, what they failed to check when they opened the door
Their dreams of a quick sale were no more

They had half a ton of lobster, melting, on ice
Should have stuck to the normal kinda vice

How are you supposed to unload 400K in lobster tails
There's no black market for frozen lobsters for sale

They'd be better off with computers or TVs
Heck they'd even gladly have a truckload of Nike tees

But no, they'd gotten quite the rotten deal
A bunch of defrosting lobster, for real

It's not like you there's dealers pushing lobster bisque
It turns out for this they'd taken way too much risk

Turns out that old saying was true
Being too shellfish is bad for you

#lobster #crime #heist #poem (human poem)

Lobster Heist

A couple criminals got a hot tip
Someone whispered in their ear, it's worth the trip

Pick up a semi load, be discreet
The load's worth nearly half a mil, on the street

So they hooked up the trailer and made off real fast
Thought they'd retire on the haul, make it last

But, what they failed to check when they opened the door
Their dreams of a quick sale were no more

They had half a ton of lobster, melting, on ice
Should have stuck to the normal kinda vice

How are you supposed to unload 400K in lobster tails
There's no black market for frozen lobsters for sale

They'd be better off with computers or TVs
Heck they'd even gladly have a truckload of Nike tees

But no, they'd gotten quite the rotten deal
A bunch of defrosting lobster, for real

It's not like you there's dealers pushing lobster bisque
It turns out for this they'd taken way too much risk

Turns out that old saying was true
Being too shellfish is bad for you

#lobster #crime #heist #poem (human poem)

The museum Louvre in France was recently the victim of a heist worth over €88 million. In broad daylight.

A previous security audit revealed the following weaknesses with their security system:

1. Their password was “louvre”
2. Their security system was running on Windows 2000

Ouch.

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/louvre-heist-reveals-glaring-security-weaknesses-previous-reports-say-museum-used-louvre-as-password-for-its-video-surveillance-still-has-workstations-with-windows-2000

#Louvre #France #Heist #Museum #OpSec #Security #Password123

enjoyed the louvre #heist? enjoy some more art crime here: we built a knowledge graph embedding model of antiquities crime: https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/advances-in-archaeological-practice/article/relationship-prediction-in-a-knowledge-graph-embedding-model-of-the-illicit-antiquities-trade/9B802F4BEFEA325D3221E39BCE4F3A63 which led us to uncover a hitherto unknown episode in the career of a noted antiquities dealer https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13527258.2023.2284740?af=R

enjoyed the louvre #heist? enjoy some more art crime here: we built a knowledge graph embedding model of antiquities crime: https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/advances-in-archaeological-practice/article/relationship-prediction-in-a-knowledge-graph-embedding-model-of-the-illicit-antiquities-trade/9B802F4BEFEA325D3221E39BCE4F3A63 which led us to uncover a hitherto unknown episode in the career of a noted antiquities dealer https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13527258.2023.2284740?af=R

Wenn dein Social Media Team mal eben die Kampagne des Jahres raushaut und du damit als klassisches Mittelstandsunternehmen aus Werne, auch bei CNN aufschlaegst.

Ich liebe alles daran und feier dieses #Newsjacking einfach richtig dolle ab

👉 https://edition.cnn.com/2025/10/24/europe/louvre-heist-lift-maker-scli-intl

#Louvre #Heist #louvreheist

Just got my cover drafts in for How to Surf a Hurricane! Which is your favorite?

#solarpunk #heist #book #writing