Yesterday I was in line at the door to get my receipt checked...

Getting closer...

Uh-oh I'm gonna sneeze. Hold it... Hold it... I'm almost out..

Oh crap! Sneezed right as I held my receipt out.

(I (duh) am wearing my #Flomask)

Receipt-checker: trying not to show fear & step back. *Trying*.

I just walked on chuckling to myself (because my humor has gotten so dark) instead of

*flailing Kermit arms & yelling:* "The people *NOT!!* wearing an #N95 #mask are the ones you should be afraid of!