Me: <wakes up before dawn and feeds donkeys an hour early>

An hour and a half later:

Donkeys: “NO FOOD! WE ARE STARVING TO **DEATH** AND YOU ARE 30 MINUTES LATE!”

Neighbors, ears ringing from the braying: “Oh lord, why can’t he just feed those donkeys on time?”

Anyway, good morning to you all.

#asstodon #spoiled #donkeys

Me: <wakes up before dawn and feeds donkeys an hour early>

An hour and a half later:

Donkeys: “NO FOOD! WE ARE STARVING TO **DEATH** AND YOU ARE 30 MINUTES LATE!”

Neighbors, ears ringing from the braying: “Oh lord, why can’t he just feed those donkeys on time?”

Anyway, good morning to you all.

#asstodon #spoiled #donkeys