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dogtrax
@dogtrax@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago
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#tdc4945 #ds106#DailyCreate

Pretty harsh, Billy Boy!

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Thou art a most discordant wretch, whose voice doth grate upon the ear like rusty strings upon a broken lute! Methinks the very ravens flee when thou dost attempt to carry tune, for even they possess more melody in their harsh cawing than thy wretched caterwauling. Thy musical talents are as barren as a minstrel's purse in winter, and I would sooner endure the screeching of chalk upon slate than suffer thy cacophonous bleating to assault mine ears again, thou tuneless knave!
image of Shakespeare with invented insult: Thou art a most discordant wretch, whose voice doth grate upon the ear like rusty strings upon a broken lute! Methinks the very ravens flee when thou dost attempt to carry tune, for even they possess more melody in their harsh cawing than thy wretched caterwauling. Thy musical talents are as barren as a minstrel's purse in winter, and I would sooner endure the screeching of chalk upon slate than suffer thy cacophonous bleating to assault mine ears again, thou tuneless knave!
image of Shakespeare with invented insult: Thou art a most discordant wretch, whose voice doth grate upon the ear like rusty strings upon a broken lute! Methinks the very ravens flee when thou dost attempt to carry tune, for even they possess more melody in their harsh cawing than thy wretched caterwauling. Thy musical talents are as barren as a minstrel's purse in winter, and I would sooner endure the screeching of chalk upon slate than suffer thy cacophonous bleating to assault mine ears again, thou tuneless knave!
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The DS106 Daily Create
@creating@daily.ds106.us  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago

Today's Daily Create:
#tdc4945 #ds106 Shakespearean insult. How many insults can you include in one short story?
https://daily.ds106.us/tdc4945/

Create a short-short story and include a Shakespearean insult using a generator of choice or old school chart list.

https://flic.kr/p/69CKuA

Extra tdc points if you can include more than one in your story. (if we really were tracking points). Triple bonus points if the story is about radio, socks, hedgehogs, Bovine TX, or a #ds106 cohort theme.

Insult […]

#DailyCreate #Konarheim #DS106 #tdc4945

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Sarah Honeychurch
@nomadwarmachine@social.ds106.us replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago
@creating #tdc4945 #ds106 I don't think Shakespeare ever talked about socks, but if he had, here's what he might have said:

"Thy socks, foul rags of villainous hue, offend the very sun with their weary stench. Methinks even the fleas do flee from such threadbare tatters, lest their honor be stained by association!"

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The DS106 Daily Create
@creating@daily.ds106.us  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago

Today's Daily Create:
#tdc4945 #ds106 Shakespearean insult. How many insults can you include in one short story?
https://daily.ds106.us/tdc4945/

Create a short-short story and include a Shakespearean insult using a generator of choice or old school chart list.

https://flic.kr/p/69CKuA

Extra tdc points if you can include more than one in your story. (if we really were tracking points). Triple bonus points if the story is about radio, socks, hedgehogs, Bovine TX, or a #ds106 cohort theme.

Insult […]

#DailyCreate #Konarheim #DS106 #tdc4945

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