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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

I told my Doctor: “I can't stop watching films about the lives of famous people, typically public or historical figures." So she put me on a course of Antibiopics....

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #filmculture

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

I told my Doctor: “I can't stop watching films about the lives of famous people, typically public or historical figures." So she put me on a course of Antibiopics....

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #filmculture

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago

I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
How do you know it was authentic Van Gogh?
A bit of veneer was missing

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago

I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
How do you know it was authentic Van Gogh?
A bit of veneer was missing

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 7 months ago

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “the end of the world is nigh!”
I think it was Farmer Geddon

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #ruralapocalypse

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 7 months ago

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “the end of the world is nigh!”
I think it was Farmer Geddon

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #ruralapocalypse

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 7 months ago

It’s been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have been unable to determine who sponsored that league. So we may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #swissamericanhumor

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 7 months ago

It’s been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have been unable to determine who sponsored that league. So we may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #swissamericanhumor

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 8 months ago

Q: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
A: Ian

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #whatdoyoucall

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 8 months ago

I need help. After years of driving a manual car, I have switched to an automatic and it won't drive at night. When I put it in D to drive in the day it's fine, but when I put it in N to drive at night, it just won't work.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

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@nicbest@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 8 months ago

I need help. After years of driving a manual car, I have switched to an automatic and it won't drive at night. When I put it in D to drive in the day it's fine, but when I put it in N to drive at night, it just won't work.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

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