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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

A gummy bear!

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

A gummy bear!

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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp last week

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Grammar#Spelling#Homonyms#Captchas#Captcha#DadJokes#GrammarJokes#Internet

Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp last week

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Grammar#Spelling#Homonyms#Captchas#Captcha#DadJokes#GrammarJokes#Internet

Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
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Joel Michael
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

That’s just how I roll.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

That’s just how I roll.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

They just pick things up as they go.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

They just pick things up as they go.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

They say it's a nice light snack.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

They say it's a nice light snack.

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