Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.

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I told my Doctor: “I can't stop watching films about the lives of famous people, typically public or historical figures." So she put me on a course of Antibiopics....

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I told my Doctor: “I can't stop watching films about the lives of famous people, typically public or historical figures." So she put me on a course of Antibiopics....

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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

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My friend has been engaged over 5 times but never married.

That's a lot of near Mrs.

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My friend has been engaged over 5 times but never married.

That's a lot of near Mrs.

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I own one of those cool pens that can write underwater. Of course it can write other words too. 🙃 #DadJokes

For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.

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📅 February, 14th
💝 VALENTINE‘S DAY 💐
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For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.

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📅 February, 14th
💝 VALENTINE‘S DAY 💐
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#ValentinesDay #HappyValentine #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday