#StarTrek #Christmas #DadJokes 😅🎅🏻🤓🖖

He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

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(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta

He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta

#StarTrek #Christmas #DadJokes 😅🎅🏻🤓🖖

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the bulb has to want to change.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Therapy #MentalHealth

I don't remember where I found this, but it still makes me laugh every time.

#DadJokes

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes