Why can’t crocodiles drink milk?

Because they are Lacoste intolerant.

#dadjokes

Why can’t crocodiles drink milk?

Because they are Lacoste intolerant.

#dadjokes

This coming Sunday is not only the #PuppyBowl , but also #SuperbOwlSunday . Remember to post your owl photos and owl memes under that hashtag on Sunday.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DadJokes #Dogs #PuppyBowl2026 #Owls #Owlstodon #DogsOfMastodon #OwlsOfMastodon

This coming Sunday is not only the #PuppyBowl , but also #SuperbOwlSunday . Remember to post your owl photos and owl memes under that hashtag on Sunday.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DadJokes #Dogs #PuppyBowl2026 #Owls #Owlstodon #DogsOfMastodon #OwlsOfMastodon

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

#DadJoke #DadJokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

#DadJoke #DadJokes

I’m going to be *so* cringe, kiddo

#comic #dadjokes #parenting #funny

A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

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