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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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@evelynefoerster@swiss.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

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Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

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@evelynefoerster@swiss.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

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Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last week

I’ve crossed a lot of things off my to-do list today.

I haven’t done any of them, l just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last week

I’ve crossed a lot of things off my to-do list today.

I haven’t done any of them, l just don’t want them on my list anymore.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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@dalstroka@snabelen.no  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@span matt Skulle gått for ein #matt farge. 🫣
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@matt@oslo.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@span dalstroka lol 😂 #DadJokes
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Because it was well armed.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

No, but April may.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Because it was well armed.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

No, but April may.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

They'd crack each other up

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

They'd crack each other up

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

I don’t know why.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.

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