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Joel Michael
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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

It's all about raisin awareness.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

They ended up in a tie.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Ground beef.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last week

I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar.

Now my battery keeps draining.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

He's all right now.

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Esther Schindler
@estherschindler@newsie.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

The sky was looking ominous, so l asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?"
And she replied, "Yes, it is, and don't call me Shirley."
That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode. #dadjokes

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Because only you can prevent florist friars.

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