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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 2 days ago

I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 2 days ago

He had loco motives

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 2 days ago

I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

#DadJoke #DadJokes

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 2 days ago

He had loco motives

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 3 days ago

The second time let me down.

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 3 days ago

The second time let me down.

#DadJoke #DadJokes

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MDMRN
@mdmrn@urusai.social  路  activity timestamp 3 days ago

Pok茅mon Legends Z-A has the Dad Jokes.

#VideoGames #Nintendo #NintendoSwitch #PokemonLegendsZA #Pokemon #PokemonScreenshots #Switch2 #NintendoSwitch2 #DadJokes #Silly

Pok茅mon Legends Z-D screenshot. Image shows two darker skinned humans characters sitting on a bench in a park with a red haired character looking on and talking to them. A small bunny-like Pok茅mon is visible as well. A text box near the bottom of the screen shows that the man at the bench is speaking and saying, "We've got so many benches in Lumiose. I'd like to sit on them all... ebenchually!"
Pok茅mon Legends Z-D screenshot. Image shows two darker skinned humans characters sitting on a bench in a park with a red haired character looking on and talking to them. A small bunny-like Pok茅mon is visible as well. A text box near the bottom of the screen shows that the man at the bench is speaking and saying, "We've got so many benches in Lumiose. I'd like to sit on them all... ebenchually!"
Pok茅mon Legends Z-D screenshot. Image shows two darker skinned humans characters sitting on a bench in a park with a red haired character looking on and talking to them. A small bunny-like Pok茅mon is visible as well. A text box near the bottom of the screen shows that the man at the bench is speaking and saying, "We've got so many benches in Lumiose. I'd like to sit on them all... ebenchually!"
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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp last week

are remarkable.

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp last week

are remarkable.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp last week

It鈥檚 hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp last week

It鈥檚 hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

#DadJoke #DadJokes

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The Penguin of Evil
@etchedpixels@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp last week

Plugged one of these new sodium batteries into my game console whilst playing pacman. There was a brief flicker and it was suddenly playing donkey kong

Game changing technology...

#dadjokes

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The Penguin of Evil
@etchedpixels@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp last week

Plugged one of these new sodium batteries into my game console whilst playing pacman. There was a brief flicker and it was suddenly playing donkey kong

Game changing technology...

#dadjokes

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Nic
@nicbest@mastodon.art  路  activity timestamp last week

I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
How do you know it was authentic Van Gogh?
A bit of veneer was missing

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

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Nic
@nicbest@mastodon.art  路  activity timestamp last week

I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
How do you know it was authentic Van Gogh?
A bit of veneer was missing

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

#DadJoke #DadJokes

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LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

I just heard that a man collapsed on the ferris wheel at the fair.

Paramedics on site say he is slowly coming around.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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LaffGaff
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

I just heard that a man collapsed on the ferris wheel at the fair.

Paramedics on site say he is slowly coming around.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

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