I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

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A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

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A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

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He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

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He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta