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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

The BP station.

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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

It’s custom that everyone in my town wears sweaters that are just a size too small for them.

We are a very tight knit community.

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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last week

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.

However, that’s not always the case.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

They have everything there

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

What do you call a deer who can write with their left and right hooves?

Bambidextrous.

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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

I’m going to a recycling party this weekend.

The invite said to bring a bottle.

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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#DadJokes#HappyFathersDay#DadsDay#StarTrek#StarTrekTheNextGeneration#TNG#StarTrekTNG#PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself…

She rejoiced.

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