Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
A: Faux fir.

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me: "Oh, you got bok choy? I didn't realize you'd been getting it from the japanese store [around the corner]."

her: "Yeah. Although today they were out, all they had was something called yu choy."

me: "*You* choy? Damn, the political correctness with the pronouns is out of control!"

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Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
A: Faux fir.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #ChristmasTrees

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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Why do developers wear glasses?

So they can C#.

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