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Joel Michael boosted
Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

It was a shitzu.

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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

Why do developers wear glasses?

So they can C#.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Development #Dev

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

It was a shitzu.

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Simon Ochojna
@Simon_Ochojna@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

The lead singer of The Police goes into a well known charity shop in search of a lamp.

He finds one he likes with a scarlet shade.

The assistant asks if he wants them to test it.

Sting replies, “Oxfam, you don’t have to put on the red light.”

#dadjokes #jokes

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Simon Ochojna
@Simon_Ochojna@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

The lead singer of The Police goes into a well known charity shop in search of a lamp.

He finds one he likes with a scarlet shade.

The assistant asks if he wants them to test it.

Sting replies, “Oxfam, you don’t have to put on the red light.”

#dadjokes #jokes

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Joel Michael boosted
Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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Zuri (he/him) 🕐 CET
@shaedrich@mastodon.online  ·  activity timestamp last week

Democratic Tsunamdani

#uspol #politics #NewYorkMayoralElection #NewYorkMayoralElection2025 #ZohranMamdani #badPuns #dadJokes

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@shaedrich@mastodon.online  ·  activity timestamp last week

Democratic Tsunamdani

#uspol #politics #NewYorkMayoralElection #NewYorkMayoralElection2025 #ZohranMamdani #badPuns #dadJokes

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Joel Michael boosted
Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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Joel Michael boosted
Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

The ground.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

The ground.

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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

It’s Halloween. Who would I be if I didn’t throw out some dad jokes about it?

#Halloween #DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Zombies

Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:
@markwyner@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

It’s Halloween. Who would I be if I didn’t throw out some dad jokes about it?

#Halloween #DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Zombies

Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do they hope for while farming? Raaaaain.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “where do they grow their grains? Plaaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
Cute and cartoonish illustration of a zombie. The joke reads “what do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaains.”
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Joel Michael boosted
Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

It's okay, I won't fret

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Dad Jokes
@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

It's okay, I won't fret

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T. J. Bombadil
@c_dan4th@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

#music #dadjokes

A comic strip features two cartoon characters, a goat and a mouse, engaging in a humorous and confusing conversation about rock musicians. The goat asks about the drummer Keith Moon, leading to a series of misunderstandings involving different bands and band members.
A comic strip features two cartoon characters, a goat and a mouse, engaging in a humorous and confusing conversation about rock musicians. The goat asks about the drummer Keith Moon, leading to a series of misunderstandings involving different bands and band members.
A comic strip features two cartoon characters, a goat and a mouse, engaging in a humorous and confusing conversation about rock musicians. The goat asks about the drummer Keith Moon, leading to a series of misunderstandings involving different bands and band members.
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