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it's not vampires, it's just the toxic algae clogging the venice canals, but people are more willing to believe in vampires than they are to support bond measures for civic infrastructure and maintenance #monsterdon
everyone knows that women just go limp when you grab them loosely around the shoulders, it's a vestigial reflex from when they are carried by their mothers as babies #monsterdon
great time allocation, 5 minutes on opening credits in an 80 minute movie #monsterdon
trying to inhabit my inner imdb reviewer so go ddamn these weird and obnoxious young people from the 1980's with their stupid hair and clothes!!!! #monsterdon
"must have had the smoke fog in my eyes" #monsterdon
why does weird harold drive around in the penguin's car from 1920's batman yet display no other weird behavior #monsterdon
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you can go to the energyless 80's show and not dance, but you can't go to the energyless 80's show, not dance, and also just wander slowly around leering at everyone while being a mid 60's dad. #monsterdon
ah yes, applause recorded from the bottom of the ocean #monsterdon
yes, let's call the morgue 10pm and make reservations #monsterdon
accent veering wildly between italian and slovenian #monsterdon
what is this house? the whole house is just a photo studio with like cutout versions of rooms connected by an all-white matrix loading zone #monsterdon
fucking in the cavernous ikea photo studio #monsterdon
this movie takes place at all times on all days, where at any time we can return to the 80's bar to find our friends, who are always there #monsterdon
@jonny WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAAAAAME #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach
@jonny Do they not know about nocturnal birds?
Normal people: "I better not watch this 'Vampires on Bikini Beach' movie."
#Monsterdon people: "Where can I also find this 'Us' (2019) movie?"
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