Microsoft Cumsprite has a name now, apparently https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/10/microsoft-makes-copilot-human-centered-with-a-90s-style-animated-assistant/
mico
(mike-o)
EDIT: "meco" is Mexican slang for cum, so
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@davidgerard my-cum, the jizzblob that is stuck to everything i don't want it in
@davidgerard Mico - who I can only refer to in mixed company as "a spunky little fella."
Prepare yourselves for the incoming flood of Rule 34.
@Jorsh that's definitely the whole chicken
@davidgerard the reason #microsoft keep trying is because they don’t know why these things are rejected.
Nobody is thinking “I’d love interruptions in my work as long as they are helpful and in natural English.”
People don’t want spontaneous interruptions while they are working. People do not like unpredictable computer experiences when they are trying to work.
@paco you might think that a gigantic and successful enterprise software company would understand the concept that people who work for a living loathe nothing more than gratuitous disruptions to their workflow
AND FUCKING YET
@davidgerard "hey boss, remember how everyone loves WinXP and everything was 'My This', 'My That'?"
"Sure"
"Let's call it 'My Copilot'"
"I've just had a great idea, let's call it 'Mico'. I'm a genius!"
@davidgerard
Some sneak pics of the dedicated servers used to run this digital assistant.
@davidgerard Mico: Making Inaccurate Costly Output.
Your friendly faced, resource intensive, data spying, plagiarising, synthetic text generator.
Tells you how great all of your ideas are and also: 1 + 2 + 3 = 15.
@davidgerard ‘How many fucking programmers at this company are working on chatbot assistants??’ – not quite Bill Gates
@davidgerard so named after a fungal infection, I presume?
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