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Me: <wakes up before dawn and feeds donkeys an hour early>
An hour and a half later:
Donkeys: “NO FOOD! WE ARE STARVING TO **DEATH** AND YOU ARE 30 MINUTES LATE!”
Neighbors, ears ringing from the braying: “Oh lord, why can’t he just feed those donkeys on time?”
Anyway, good morning to you all.
@impermanen_ donkeys are funny but I guess you didn't think so when it happened... 😉
@impermanen_ A bientôt 🫶❤️🇵🇸
@impermanen_ And I thought it was just cats that found us humans hard to train. 🐈 🫏 That's a beautiful face, by the way. Not angry, just disappointed. How could you let that face down? 😆
@impermanen_ Equidae anyway - what can you expect 😉
@impermanen_ The Santa Barbara zoo has a colony of river otters. The keepers decided that the otters were getting too fat, so they reduced the fish ration. The otters put up such a crying, whining protest that the zoo had to put up a sign telling the public that contrary to the opinion of the otters, the otters were NOT starving. They were just on a diet. Neither the otters nor the public were persuaded.
@impermanen_ Hope you've learned your lesson. No credit for early feeding. We've learned that a half hour late is a crime against nature, but an hour late is greated as liberation.
@impermanen_ Please, go feed the donkeys. I have it from reliable sources that they're starving
@Giliell ha ha! This is my wife’s attitude as well. If we have to feed every hour on the hour to stop those mournful brays then that’s just the price of having donkeys.
@impermanen_ Donkeys, dogs, degus... they're always at the brink of starvation
@impermanen_ realizing I have a do(g)nkey in the house
@impermanen_
So donkeys are like cats?
@Guillotine_Jones this is what everyone is now telling me.
@impermanen_ bonus / scheduled 1meals never never never never never never invalidate scheduled meals!
@impermanen_ Someone has to say it: that's a nice ass 😉
* Want to be fed multiple times
* Accept being petted and scritched, but not always
* Definitely have their own personality and mind
They are cats. Big cats.
@impermanen_ just like cats. You should put a sign "They had been fed. Don’t fall for their bs."
@impermanen_ My very loudest goat is in heat today and has been yelling her head off since it was full dark, so my neighbours probably have similar thoughts about my goat-feeding habits.
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