Apparently there is an outbreak of killer fettuccine going on (per the LA Times). I didn't know fettuccine was contagious. 馃 #fettucine
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Merriam Webster:
outbreak(noun)
1a : a sudden or violent increase in activity or currency
the outbreak of war
b: a sudden rise in the incidence of a disease
an outbreak of measles
c: a sudden increase in numbers of a harmful organism and especially an insect within a particular area
an outbreak of locusts
"an outbreak of fettucine"
There's an outbreak of deadly fettucine
I don't know what to do
It's pasta time to get this under control
It's evil, through and through
The noodles have taken over
And have been killing people left and right
Tomato sauce has joined it
And the mess is quite a fright
Watch out for the Alfredo
It will kill you til your dead
Sneak up on you without warning
And kill you in your bed
The deadly fettucine oubreak
must be stopped at all cost
The consequences will be extremely dire
Or everything will be lost
So remember toss that fettucine
With a little broccoli and pesto sauce and wine
Keep it from growing stronger
And then the world will be fine
#poem (human) #pasta #fettucine
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