Apparently there is an outbreak of killer fettuccine going on (per the LA Times). I didn't know fettuccine was contagious. 🫢 #fettucine

There's an outbreak of deadly fettucine
I don't know what to do
It's pasta time to get this under control
It's evil, through and through

The noodles have taken over
And have been killing people left and right
Tomato sauce has joined it
And the mess is quite a fright

Watch out for the Alfredo
It will kill you til your dead
Sneak up on you without warning
And kill you in your bed

The deadly fettucine oubreak
must be stopped at all cost
The consequences will be extremely dire
Or everything will be lost

So remember toss that fettucine
With a little broccoli and pesto sauce and wine
Keep it from growing stronger
And then the world will be fine

#poem (human) #pasta #fettucine

Apparently there is an outbreak of killer fettuccine going on (per the LA Times). I didn't know fettuccine was contagious. 🫢 #fettucine