Turns out the cat under the clothes rack is not in fact ours but a totally random third black cat. We manage to locate our other black cat hiding upstairs under bed, obviously also confused by intrusion of new animal that looks exactly the same as her and her sister. So we have one cat too many, and £75 worth of pasta that we never ordered, but Penelope did. I'm sorry, Penelope. I'm sorry traumatised black cat, you were very docile for a creature that had just been abducted.
(3/3)

#cats #pasta

Turns out the cat under the clothes rack is not in fact ours but a totally random third black cat. We manage to locate our other black cat hiding upstairs under bed, obviously also confused by intrusion of new animal that looks exactly the same as her and her sister. So we have one cat too many, and £75 worth of pasta that we never ordered, but Penelope did. I'm sorry, Penelope. I'm sorry traumatised black cat, you were very docile for a creature that had just been abducted.
(3/3)

#cats #pasta

"pasta resistance"?

Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves.

Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied

https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/italy-pasta-trump-tariffs-e38d86a6?st=Dra7Hu #globalmuseum #pasta

There's an outbreak of deadly fettucine
I don't know what to do
It's pasta time to get this under control
It's evil, through and through

The noodles have taken over
And have been killing people left and right
Tomato sauce has joined it
And the mess is quite a fright

Watch out for the Alfredo
It will kill you til your dead
Sneak up on you without warning
And kill you in your bed

The deadly fettucine oubreak
must be stopped at all cost
The consequences will be extremely dire
Or everything will be lost

So remember toss that fettucine
With a little broccoli and pesto sauce and wine
Keep it from growing stronger
And then the world will be fine

#poem (human) #pasta #fettucine