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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

Good morning from Norman Park!

#ParkRun 110

Edit - changed the pic because it looked like it had a weird filter on it and I wasn't looking at the camera properly and that bothered me enormously. X

Elderly gentleman imbued with the spirit of a very stupid baby. I'm breaking out my Christmas pressie for the first time.... one of them little running vests that looks like a first responder has Hulked out, or it's shrunk in the wash. I'm leaning into it (well I'm going to have to to get it on - it is tiny), and it's just so practical. I'm solo this morning and want to take keys and phone and water, and it makes sense to have my own Bat-utility-vest, rather than clunking about with it in a belt.

Also have one of dem silly lil running hats on that makes me look like my head is simultaneously too small and too big. I'm in a foresty area and just out of shot are about 800 other people. This is why I'm here. The goodwill is palpable and is seeping into me whether I like it or not. Like a cloud of positivity. I have the face of a kindly gnome king or a child who's been put under an ageing spell.
Edit - changed the pic because it looked like it had a weird filter on it and I wasn't looking at the camera properly and that bothered me enormously. X Elderly gentleman imbued with the spirit of a very stupid baby. I'm breaking out my Christmas pressie for the first time.... one of them little running vests that looks like a first responder has Hulked out, or it's shrunk in the wash. I'm leaning into it (well I'm going to have to to get it on - it is tiny), and it's just so practical. I'm solo this morning and want to take keys and phone and water, and it makes sense to have my own Bat-utility-vest, rather than clunking about with it in a belt. Also have one of dem silly lil running hats on that makes me look like my head is simultaneously too small and too big. I'm in a foresty area and just out of shot are about 800 other people. This is why I'm here. The goodwill is palpable and is seeping into me whether I like it or not. Like a cloud of positivity. I have the face of a kindly gnome king or a child who's been put under an ageing spell.
Edit - changed the pic because it looked like it had a weird filter on it and I wasn't looking at the camera properly and that bothered me enormously. X Elderly gentleman imbued with the spirit of a very stupid baby. I'm breaking out my Christmas pressie for the first time.... one of them little running vests that looks like a first responder has Hulked out, or it's shrunk in the wash. I'm leaning into it (well I'm going to have to to get it on - it is tiny), and it's just so practical. I'm solo this morning and want to take keys and phone and water, and it makes sense to have my own Bat-utility-vest, rather than clunking about with it in a belt. Also have one of dem silly lil running hats on that makes me look like my head is simultaneously too small and too big. I'm in a foresty area and just out of shot are about 800 other people. This is why I'm here. The goodwill is palpable and is seeping into me whether I like it or not. Like a cloud of positivity. I have the face of a kindly gnome king or a child who's been put under an ageing spell.
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That’s a moray
That’s a moray
@Bumblefish@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey Oh! You look like such a good human!

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Ben
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@Bumblefish

THIS IS VERY KIND THANK YOU

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for a day, while . . .
for a day, while . . .
@cgsines@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey

good morning, Ben . . .

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@cgsines

Good morning!

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Verđandi K Soldusty
Verđandi K Soldusty
@Soldusty@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Old ass face?
Well for starters it doesn't look like an ass. Where's the long face & big ears?
There's me expectig a photo oh someones grandad but I don't see a grandad, this fella in front seems way, way too young for that.
Basics, your l;ooking pretty awesome 👍.

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Ben
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@Soldusty 😊❤️🕺🙌

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Verđandi K Soldusty
Verđandi K Soldusty
@Soldusty@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey
🕺🙌🥳🫶

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@huxley@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey I can almost smell the mud and grass and fabric softener, reminiscent of Sunday league football in my younger days before I got fed up with all the aggro.

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@MAJ1@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey Old my ass!

You don’t look a day over 270 mate!

Sorry 27!! 🤭😇

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@MAJ1 😂😭

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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey “Norman Park” is named after Mr Norman Park (d.1953) who was the park keeper for 70 years of the park on this site, which was previously known as “Norman Park”.

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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey Possibly the bleakest photo in the world if it didn’t include the smiling face of an absolute legend. Ben: hero of the weekend.

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@Nickiquote

Good morning from Norman Park!

Same image but I've superimposed the bandaged traffic warden from harrowing British TV film Threads, about the apocalypse. X
Same image but I've superimposed the bandaged traffic warden from harrowing British TV film Threads, about the apocalypse. X
Same image but I've superimposed the bandaged traffic warden from harrowing British TV film Threads, about the apocalypse. X
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Kierkethumbs up convincingly
Kierkethumbs up convincingly
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as (parkthreads)

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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey That puddle needs guarding, fair enough.

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@robchapman@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey there he is... you're looking well. Btw, that's a nice hydration vest, I love the shrunk in wash description - yes they do, don't they 🤣

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@blueorangeblue@c.im replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey good morning

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The Eddie Show  📷🎧❤️
The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️
@TheEddieShow@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey ablobwave

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@Fragarach@social.vivaldi.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

My old ass tired face

@TheBreadmonkey @roknrol

And that's definitely not a "For Dog's sake, Ben" expression behind you? 🤣

#ParkRun

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@bigvimto@mendeddrum.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey Ey up! Looking fly, as da kidz say

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Ben
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@bigvimto

Drawn image of an old style person in smartwear with a big fish monster behind them. Caption reads...

ka chow what's poppin fellow weirdos it's ya boi HP back at it again with the FISH PEOPLE
Drawn image of an old style person in smartwear with a big fish monster behind them. Caption reads... ka chow what's poppin fellow weirdos it's ya boi HP back at it again with the FISH PEOPLE
Drawn image of an old style person in smartwear with a big fish monster behind them. Caption reads... ka chow what's poppin fellow weirdos it's ya boi HP back at it again with the FISH PEOPLE
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Big Vimto
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@bigvimto@mendeddrum.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey Hiyuuuur

Ross kemp, folded. 
(But said like The B52's "Tin roof, rusted!")
Ross kemp, folded. (But said like The B52's "Tin roof, rusted!")
Ross kemp, folded. (But said like The B52's "Tin roof, rusted!")
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@surdfish@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey --Mornin, Sunshine! 🤘 🌞 ❤️‍🔥

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@surdfish 🫡

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JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey Is that a Scary Clown behind you?

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Morten Grøftehauge
@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@JackTheCat @TheBreadmonkey I am living for that half face, full side eye behind Ben

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@drgroftehauge @JackTheCat

😂

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