Bethesda —> CopilotSkyrim
Activision —> Copilot of Duty
Task Manager —> CopilotDavePlummerWroteTaksManager
Powershell —> CopilotNotBash
Hyper-V —> Copilotrash
WSL —> Copilubuntu
Copilot —> CopilotCopilot
Minecraft —> MineCopilot
Surface —> CopiPad
Flight Simulator —> Copilot Planes Flight
Welcome to the new generation of Microslop.
@Tutanota My employer just slopped up my laptop remotely last night. I wonder which of my coworkers will get AI psychosis first.
@Tutanota I love *checks notes* using Microsoft 365 Copilot on my Copliot Plus PC with built-in Copilot with Windows 11
(shhhhhhh I use linux)
@Tutanota
Please drop the pilot ( smell my parfume) . One of my favourite Songs last century 😂
@Tutanota Ok let's uninstall this shit.
@Tutanota This is your daily reminder to stop using Microsoft products.
Ideally you shouldn't use any proprietary software at all but I know that's not always possible for everyone.
> All users are now "AI users"
I guess that's one way to juice your numbers. "Look how many people are adopting AI!!!!"
@Tutanota dammit now I gotta delete Office from my computer! I used to write my stories on Word and I don’t want them training some AI slop!
@Tutanota Welcome to Microslops new 365 Slopilot app, we bring you Slop 365 days of the year!
https://www.theverge.com/tech/856149/microsoft-365-office-rebrand-copilot
It appears they did not reband
@solstice Thanks for sharing this.. we have updated it.
@inari Thanks for letting us know.
@Doomstrike Hey! Thanks for letting us know, we have shared an update.
@Tutanota obviously, since very very few users volunteered to get the option. It’s nadella’s only trick
@Tutanota - wasn't it CoPilot Sucks from Microslop 😂
@Tutanota that happened in April 2025 😅And Office was renamed into Microsoft 365 (without Copilot) 3 years ago.
@Tutanota BREAKING? This rename of the app (not Office itself) happened in February 2025, but hey, it's currently trending, so why not jump on that bandwagon, eh?
I’d never buy it…
@Tutanota #boycott all multinationals & buy local, use #FOSS & the #fediverse
@Tutanota Is this a new thing? I had it on my phone for a while.
@Tutanota Microsoft 365 Copilot... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
365 CoSlop app....
@Tutanota
Now I'm really sad that my previous job ax'd me before this.
They had a strict no-AI policy, and this would go over buttery-popcorn smooth.
@Tutanota Odešel jsem od nich a našel si Evropské služby.
I'm not using any of these, so it's just noise to me.
For me this puts your account in the 'might unfollow' category.
@dazzr It is slop!
@Tutanota only using SwiftKey keyboard app without internet connection and no co-pilot... Rest no MS product or apps 😁
@Tutanota Sounds like a good moment to donate again to #Libreoffice 🤟️ and a whole lot of other FOSS projects, thanks to whom I haven't seen MS Office ( nor Windows by the way) ( nor any Microsoft ekhm "product") for years
Bethesda —> CopilotSkyrim
Activision —> Copilot of Duty
Task Manager —> CopilotDavePlummerWroteTaksManager
Powershell —> CopilotNotBash
Hyper-V —> Copilotrash
WSL —> Copilubuntu
Copilot —> CopilotCopilot
Minecraft —> MineCopilot
Surface —> CopiPad
Flight Simulator —> Copilot Planes Flight
Welcome to the new generation of Microslop.
@Tutanota no, not Skyrim, please! 😭
@Tutanota khm PowerShell is written with capital P khm
#PowerShell
@Tutanota Haters gonna hate but this is fun, and sadly more realistic than it should be.
@Tutanota omg yeah. Just yesterday I was researching where headless cms were at and every single one now has "ai powered" at the top of their homepage.
The worst offender imo is Builder.io, who made their product of 10 years the "legacy" experience and push all new projects to an ai-only flow. The only way to edit content is to ask an AI to make a code update. You wait 5 minutes upon opening the web app because the CMS is cloud-only and must run its own dev server.
@Tutanota
OK ,seriously, care to tell your audience what's the point of this shitposty trash?
Like, you've got a pretty good product so I (and I'm sure many of your customers do so as well) highly doubt you need to stoop down to the corpo-fash "wannabe cool and hip brand account" bullshit.
Ffs, you've got a pretty decent track record when it comes to relevant activism too. A little wobbly but you're at least trying to keep up a good fight.
But this crap is kicking your reputation in the teeth. So kindly remind whoever is handling your socmed that the brand account is not their personal shitpost-copium playground 
@rawenwolf Adding to that, chances are that people following you are already your customers @Tutanota, exactly because they wanted to get away from all this stuff. I don't want to hear about Microsoft or Google or Facebook any more than I already have to, and I certainly don't need more of it pushed into my news feed here. Tuta is doing cool stuff, and I'd love to hear more about that.
@kianga Hey! Thanks for letting us know, we appreciate the feedback.
@Tutanota I fear you should have tagged a #sarcasmAlarm in your post when I see such reactions.😉 🤭 @kianga @rawenwolf
@Tutanota if your team thought of these…good job.
New product names coming right up:
GitHub —> CopilotHub
LinkedIn —> Copilot Unemployed
Xbox —> XCopilot
Teams —> CopilotSkype
Azure —> CopilotCloud
OneDrive —> CopilotDeleteurfiles
Edge —> CopilotExplorer
VSCode —> CopilotCursor
Bing —> Copilot4cucks
Defender —> CopilotNoViruses
Intune —> CopilotMalware
Windows —> CopilOS
Authenticator —> CopiletMeIn
@Tutanota so, in desperate attempt to invent market for this shite they make a bad product even worse? That's hardly breaking news
