I feel you. Seen today on my way home in #AustinTX
@box464 There's one in my office parking garage with that same teary-eyed cat pleading "Please let me merge bestie". It makes me laugh every time.
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I feel you. Seen today on my way home in #AustinTX
@box464 There's one in my office parking garage with that same teary-eyed cat pleading "Please let me merge bestie". It makes me laugh every time.
Band t-shirts are great, but really whatever you are comfortable in. Professionalism is about you, not your wardrobe!
Do you prefer a standing desk?
@neil
'Professionalism is about you, not your wardrobe!' - I know a couple of Judges who would disagree 🤭
Standing is good. Until about mid-afternoon...
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has the word:
@randahl The Wendat people (which were referred by the early French settlers as "Hurons") were there long before that there was a country called the United States of America. Another thing is that "America" is a continent, not a country, so calling it "Lake of [a continent]" just sounds stupid.
@davidgerard @henryk The main ongoing use case for nuclear that I can see is for decarbonizing shipping. The alternative zero carbon power sources are all a bit crap (synthetic fuels: energetically inefficient, ammonia: poisonous as fuck, batteries: range-limited, sails: don't scale up to ULCC size, don't work if no wind).
I assume we will DESPERATELY need bulk shipping this century as our agricultural stability craters, to ship food from still-productive regions into famine zones.
@cstross such vision makes human civilization feel like global nuclear powered mold... just optimising consumption of available resources in the shortest time...
Nuclear shipping was around for decades and never really got accepted by mainstream as safe... and now you suggest to use it for food?
@davidgerard @henryk
Windows 95 shipped without a web browser because he thought MSN and similar closed networks were the future.
@david_chisnall @edavies @anselmschueler Sooooo... He never changed, just decided to destroy the Internet in order to make it conform to his preferences. Hope he loses a long battle with ascending bowel cancer.
@marcos Hi!
I'd like to mention in no way I am a professional, I just mess around with laptops, but the first thing I would recommend is get the correct name and model of the laptop and go to Ifixit website and see if there is a guide for opening your device.
And there is definitely something wrong with your device, it should be booting, so it could be a couple of issues, the battery went or there was a fault with the motherboard they provided or maybe even a wire came loose.
But if you open the device the warranty will be void, so it is up to you, but my personal experience with sending laptops back to the company, is they don't really fix it at all and in fact took 6 months before I got my device back, and it still wasn't fixed.
That of course is all my personal experience and it could be different for you. It might be worth sending it back and if it still isn't fixed then attempt to find another place or try to fix it yourself?
Disconnect the charger and all USB devices. Press the Power button for a full minute. Plug the charger back in. Wait 5 minutes and then try to power on.
If that doesn't make a difference, try letting it charge overnight.
If that still doesn't work, it might be necessary to ship it for repair under warranty.
@iamkonstantin a lot of neocon stuff works in regular vim now.
@mukmantheorigina Indeed, there are choices these days :)
L’azione di Carmine Contursi dopo che sul portale dell’Einaudi erano apparsi gli orari di servizio con il nome. Il Garante infligge una sanzione. L’istituto, appena saputo del ricorso, era corso ai ripari e fatto notare d’aver agito in buona fede
Il professore di informatica Carmine Contursi. Oltre che al Garante, si è rivolto all’Ufficio scolastico per presentare un esposto disciplinare contro la dirigenza
https://www.ilrestodelcarlino.it/reggio-emilia/cronaca/prof-carmine-fa-sanzionare-ex-scuola-xs6iwnu0
I was sleeping all day. What's the latest slop news? (Wrong but plausible answers only)
@catsalad there has been a crash on the stock market because the traders where replaced with AI.
Prezzo oro in calo, Spot scambiato a 4.583 dollari - Notizie - Ansa.it
https://www.ansa.it/sito/notizie/economia/2026/08/28/prezzo-oro-in-calo-spot-scambiato-a-4.583-dollari_896a49ba-19b8-491d-b09e-fa408eb7c7f8.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Pubblicato su Economia @economia-AgenziaAnsa
Attorney General Bonta Responds to U.S. Supreme Court Decision Allowing President Trump’s Second Elections-Related Executive Order to Be Implemented https://oag.ca.gov/news/press-releases/attorney-general-bonta-responds-us-supreme-court-decision-allowing-president
News so big that Donald Trump had to upstage it by renaming Lake Ontario: https://ethanzuckerman.com/2026/08/27/my-personal-contribution-to-the-us-canada-trade-war/
(TL;DR) I will be starting a new lab at McGill University in Montreal next summer as Goldenberg Chair in the Digital Public Sphere.)
Three-time Vezina Trophy winner Connor Hellebuyck, who has spent his entire NHL career with the Winnipeg Jets, has made public his desire to be traded. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/sports/2026/08/28/more-sports/connor-hellebuyck-trade-request-jets/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=mastodon #moresports #winnipegjets #connorhellebuyck #nhl
@iamkonstantin oh jeez what now
@megabyteghost just another day in "tech is not policitcs" bs https://bsky.app/profile/angel.sp.it/post/3mu3m4rd5x22e
Do the thing.
Do it scared.
Do it unprepared.
Do the thing.
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A badly written poem for you, from me. 🤘🏻
now people are asking what fork i recommend
idk one with four little pointy sticks on the end, three is too little
Cake forks have three tines, which is ideal for cake but too little for everything else.
Neptune’s trident also has three tines, which is ideal for impaling the unworthy, but is too big for eating. Also too sharp. Please do not attempt to eat with Neptune’s trident.
So I suspect there is more than the number of tines to defining the optimal fork.
Also, I got to use tines in a post (fuck you Apple, no I did not mean ‘times’, stop auto ‘correcting’ a valid word to a different and wrong word) which makes me happy because it is a fun word.
OMG. How have I never heard the 'Rockstar' album by Dolly Parton? The covers and duets are phenomenal. Her husband, Carl, always wanted her to record a rock album, and she did it. And it is everything.
She covers "Stairway to Heaven" to "We Are the Champions" to "Heart of Glass" to "Purple Rain." All phenomenal.
Great to see sourcehut adapt a broad policy to not allow any original content on their service that is generated by LLMs and other gen "AI" tools!
Changes to SourceHut's terms of service regarding LLMs
@gedankenstuecke They're totally having an easier time with this than we did 😅
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