the funnest part of being an e‐girl who dragged over a thousand of her non‐techy fans onto fedi is that i get to answer fun dms like what is a neovim and why is it run by nazis
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now people are asking what fork i recommend
idk one with four little pointy sticks on the end, three is too little
Cake forks have three tines, which is ideal for cake but too little for everything else.
Neptune’s trident also has three tines, which is ideal for impaling the unworthy, but is too big for eating. Also too sharp. Please do not attempt to eat with Neptune’s trident.
So I suspect there is more than the number of tines to defining the optimal fork.
Also, I got to use tines in a post (fuck you Apple, no I did not mean ‘times’, stop auto ‘correcting’ a valid word to a different and wrong word) which makes me happy because it is a fun word.
