The Hoff (David Hasselhoff not Jimmy Hoffa) as Mitch Mcconnell or whatever in Baywatch. He's a fine looking curly haired Adonis with sunglasses on a lanyard and some really nice yellow binoculars he's using to look at a nice bird out of shot. Maybe some kind of exotic pigeon. A pink one with massive feet. Such is the ways of Hollywood.
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