@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto

*drops out of phone reception for barely a day*

*thinks* "Ooh, I wonder what Mastodon 's up to"

*400 notifications about the logistics, practicality and feasibility of racoon insertion into the human anus*

Yup, pretty standard then. Carry on