i dont talk about it much, but i was born with a rare condition where i have a much higher density of utils in my body than average. what this means is that, through no choice of my own, my happiness both feels better and is worth more than everyone else’s. i’m not sure whether this is because i’m smarter, or better-looking, or maybe the universe just likes me more...whatever the case, this is why (in purely economic terms) my personal well-being ought to be a national, even global, priority